
“Jaxon Lal had been headhunted by Manchester City scouts after his mother posted a video on Facebook of him playing football in the garden. The accompanying photo (in the Manchester Evening News article) showed him posing… in a Barcelona kit. Messi’s name was on the back of his ludicrously over-sized shirt. Jaxon Lal was 3 years old.”
This quote from Michael Calvin’s comprehensive, and at times disturbing, exposé of the UK’s football academy system is one of the more shocking instances of how very, very young boys are being abused by football. A 3 year old is a wholly inappropriate subject of a football club’s interest. All this mother did was put a video on facebook, more than likely for friends and family to see. Doing a newspaper article probably was more than misguided, but for Man City to go after him is absolutely vile. I don’t know what’s happened since, but the stories are all still online for you to see. I presume he’s off the stabilisers now and ready for big school. I hope to god he manages to have a childhood. So many hundreds, thousands maybe, lost theirs to the voracious nature of the football industry in the UK.
No Hunger In Paradise is the final instalment in Calvin’s acclaimed trilogy looking under the bonnet of the sanitised product we are fed on an hourly basis by Sky, BT and the football print media. I have yet to read “The Nowhere Men” about scouts, but it was The Times book of the year for 2014. “Living On The Volcano” dug deep behind the veneers of football managers – an eye-opener on the daily struggles, and mental anguish some suffer. At all levels in the professional game.
But “No Hunger In Paradise” is different. This book is about the kids. It charts numerous examples of children being brought into a system which promises the world. Where parents, often in pretty dreadful situations, aching for a way out of the lives they’ve led, and lives they pray their children never have, are strung along out of sheer desperation.
If the Preface doesn’t make you queasy about the game we love, then you’re not of a right mind. A litany of appalling cases set you up for a depressing journey, summed up as follows:
“This is a world of fear and loathing, where unprincipled agents stalk pre-teen players on social media, and circulate in training grounds, surreptitiously offering boys cinema tickets as tainted tokens of their esteem. Some have been smuggled through security checks by complicit parents. To quote a principled specialist in youth recruitment, who is appalled by the scramble to secure players as young as 6 on pre-agreement contracts – ‘everyone wants a new toy’ “
A fitting analogy. A football is a toy to a 6 year old. It should remain a toy for some years after. But Calvin shows how far from reality this is. It’s not all bad news obviously. The unscrupulous agents and greedy clubs are offset by some spectacular work being done in communities by many people. It is these people who provide the uplifting and inspiring parts of this book. Former gang-member Scott Steadman’s Afewee project in Brixton is one such example, taking Nathaniel Clyne from the “Gun City” block of flats to Liverpool Football Club; but more importantly taking dozens of kids every night out of those lawless violent environments into a disciplined football environment. It is a community service.
Serving the club, however, is what drives most of those operating in academies, and serving one’s self is what drives many agents. Enlightenment is coming, but slowly. When certain agents and academy directors meet some parents – when avarice and callousness meet desperation – things can still unravel. Teenage boys let go after 10 years in an academy because they have developed bad habits. Academies shut down for financial reasons having just offered a load of new contracts. Timing and luck playing as much a role in your child’s future as talent, hard work and good parenting.
Michael Calvin has done all football fans a massive favour with this book. For Irish kids, the road is probably less treacherous in that there is less chance they will be snapped up as children or pre-teens and sent through the academy machine to be spat back out, although I don’t know for sure, but it’s still a lesson in how to make a boy go from a wide-eyed innocent child kicking a toy ball around the house to a bitterly disappointed and heartbroken teenager in the blink of an eye. Because this book teaches that above all else. They only get one childhood and it flies past. It will also have enough disappointments anyway (because no kid can have everything) without exposing them so completely to this behemoth of an industry. An industry which you must remember is ok with pummelling children with ads for that most ravenous habit; an industry that still cannot deal with homosexuality; one that still treats women as second class citizens; and remains happy to feed itself off moronic banter, jingoism, and lad culture way, way beyond it’s sell-by date.
Football may be the greatest game on earth – by a long, long way – but like the music business, Hollywood and banking, the more we look under the bonnet the less we want to see. Michael Calvin opens our eyes to those stories and we owe him a massive debt of gratitude for that. A book that should be read by all football fans, and one that may change the game for the better.


